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at the resturant with bae

waitress:  *fills his glass with ice water*
me:  *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me:  you want my man or something?
her:  wh-wat?
me:  i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me:  I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me:  everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him:  aye calm down
me:  nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
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32teeth:

why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

foxnewsofficial:

capnchase:

foxnewsofficial:

what the fuck are you doing to stop global warming right now

turning my ac all the way up too cool off the earth around my house

you’re just the man we’ve been looking for